Digital piano for teaching?

I have a traditional acoustic piano and I still think there's nothing can beat them....however, my Mum has had a Yamaha Clavinova since they first came out, has lasted years with no problems. I know other teachers who swear by them too. Used to cost an arm and a leg, but not too pricey anymore.

How does one deal with an emergency alligator attack?

Call up Crocodile Dunn Dee.......................Just kidding, actually if you are going to a private place that no one is around I would be a little hesitant, but if you are going to a resort then theres nothin to worry about. I am from North Carolina, South C. is like only a mile from me. We go to beaches and lakes all the time and have never saw one. There were some at Wilmington sc at the battleship place, but thats the only ones i have ever saw and i do believe they were put there for people to feed under the ships. I wouldn't fret over that, have a good vacation.

NEED HELP GETTING FUNDING FOR MAY BOOK?

OK OK OK I AM WRITING A BOOK ABOUT A DOG THAT RUNS AROUND AND SOLVES PROBLEMS LIKE WORLD HUNGER WITH A BARK AND A WAG AND NO CATS ARE IN THIS BOOK BECAUSE THEY POOP IN A BOCKS. ANYWAYS THIS BOOK IS ABOUT A DOG WHO IS SO HAPPY TO BE IN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SUNSHINEY WORLD THAT HOW CAN WE NOT JOIN HIM IN HIS FROLICS IN THE SUN AND BEAUTY ANYWAYS I NEED TO MAKE PEOPLE STOP BLOWING EACH OTHER UP HATING EACH OTHER AND BUYING ALL THESE MAC COMPUTERS WHILE HELLO THERE ARE MANY WHO AVE NO MONEY FOR FOOD LET ALONE ALL OF THIS ELECTRONICS AND HOUSES AND CARS I WANT EVERYONE TO HELP EACH OTHER AND I NEED TO WRITE THIS BOOK SO WE CAN ALL GET ALONG AND FROLIC WITH THIS BEAGLE BECAUSE HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE A BEAGLE THEY ARE UNREAL OR MAYBE A GOLDEN RETRIEVER WHICH DO YOU THINK IS BEST 10 POINTS ANYWAYS I NEED SOME MONEY SO I CAN SUPPORT MY EXTRAVAGANT LIFESTYLE WHILE I AM WRITING THIS PIECE OF MAGIC THAT WILL CHANGE THE WORLD IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK THAT I GET SOME LARGE CHECKS TO SUPPORT MY LAVISH AND EXCENTRIC LIFESTYLE AFTERALL I AM AN ARTIST I MEAN I AM NEEDING ALL OF THIS CASH TO COVER A HUGE ESTATE AND IMPORT MANY ECCENTRIC AND INTERESTING DANGEROUS ANIMALS FROM INDIA AS WELL AS MANY OPULENT STATUES AND TAKE TIME OFF TO GO ON EXTRAVAGANT AND DANGEROUS ADVENTURES WHEN I TAKE TIME OFF FROM WRITING HOW DO I GET FUNDING SO PEOPLE CUT ME THE CHECKS SO I CAN PROCURE THIS ESTATE FILLED WITH ZOOLOGICAL SUPRISES AND BOTANICAL MYSTERIES WHICH IS THE ENVIRONMENT WHICH WILL ALLOW MY WIZARDRY TO CULMINATE IN A LIFESHATTERING BOOK THAT WILL CHANGE THE WORLD I NEED ALL OF THIS OR I AM UNABLE TO WRITE I HAVE TO SURROUND MYSELF WITH THIS EXTRAVAGANT BEAUTY AND THEN TAKE MANY OUTINGS TO OUTLANDISH REALMS WHICH WILL INSPIRE ME TO PICK UP A PEN AND START MY NOVEL MY QUESTION IS 1 HOW DO I GET THIS MONEY AND 2 WHAT KIND OF DOG COULD CHANGE THE WORLD THANKS FOR NOTHING

Confussed and needs help!?

Me and my bfs relationship is goin great, or at least i thought it was untill Friday night came around. i was depressed cause he is never around he is always working and i talked to him about it and he got mad sayin that he only does this so we can be together more and that its important to him that he gets to see me.i got upset because it seems like he is always at work, he calls me every 20 mins to see how im doing and how everything is goin so i guess its not to bad, but the only thing im confussed about is why do i act like im a helpless little puppy that always needs attention? i mena our 1st year together he was never around cause we lived 82 miles apart and oncei moved closer about 8 months ago he was around almost everyday unless he had to go do something for his family, even then i would come with him, and now hes never around, he works at Raintree which is a security place and works for his father so i know hes not cheating its all men!!

What paranormal ability would you use to get out of this situation?

well I would be invisible right i just wouldn't manifest and wait tell they opened the vault door and walk right out the problem i have is how to get the money out with me (I'm pretending to be a greedy criminal) I'll keep thinking about that one for now at least i didn't get caught. lol

Need ideas for my Halloween Costume?

i have no idea but people keep calling me a cuz i always speak my mind and they ate that. so since they call me a . i made a condom hat looking thing. so im going as a giant . i think its helarious. but i have no idea what you should be. and vampires are stupid. so go as a slayer and make a statment. im not sure what a vampire slayer should look like i guess just look at the move charictors like blade and van helsing and make sumthing that looks like that i guess.

Who do you sue if a woodpecker is ruining your favourite tree?

In this crazy sue everyone world, you would sue who ever put the tree there in the first place. If that doesn't work, sue GOD