Help with Myth Andromeda?

So like Queen Cie of Ethiopian was like totally too into herself and went yapping around town she was prettier than Juno, Queen of Gods, and Neptunes daughters, and Neptune got like totally pissed and went ***** *** seamonster on their ***, which totally pissed off Ciopeias husband Cephus. So like Cephus's friend Ammon said "hey, why don't you just give them your daughter, she ain't been with no man yet right?" so like Cephus totally told Andromeda's boyfriend to stop calling and chained her to a rock for the sea monster...like ew, I mean he's totally gross and totally not her type. So luckily the most popular guy at school Perseus saw her and was like "Hey, you're like chained to a rock...and you're kinda hot" and she's like "Yeah, my parents are kinda f%^& up and and I always have to take responsibility for everything they do so my dad had to give me to the sea monster...like ew, I hope he just kills me." And the sea monster heard and was like "Fine then, stuck up bitches think you all that anyway," and Persus was like "Hey Andromeda's parents, I'm gonna kill this sea monster and marry your daughter," and sea monster was like "Like hell you are!" And he was like "Yeah, I am" and totally went hero on his smelly ***. And so then they like ran off to Vegas and got married.