Shroom trip first time at cirque du soleil?

hey guyss. alright so for my birthday my parents offeredd to take me andd a friend to cirquee du soleil .... latelyy ive been developingg a bucket list haa... and one of thee first thiings on my list is to trip on shrooms at the circus. ive smoked pot beforee and had a couplee of drinkss but never anythingg that serriouss... so i was wonderingg.. since thee circuss is alreadyy prettttttty trippy.. how many shrooms shoulld we eattt? like i saiddd.. im a first time userr and since ill be innn a public place i don'tt wannaa look likeee a totaall dumbas.. so how many shrooms should i eat there? how muchh shouldd i buyy? and is this safee? how long does the tripp last in generall or compareedd to how mannyy shrooms i eat? becausee i dontt wanna gett in the carr whenn my ppareentss pickk me upp trippin ... lol... peace guys... thankss!